Yesterday the long-awaited Lone Star Fantasy Football Draft Party happened and the Voila Bitches are ready to dominate. Here are the players I drafted and the probable roster for opening weekend. I’m awesome.

(Here is the order I picked them in and what number they were selected overall)

1 (7) Jamaal Charles RB Kansas City

2 (14) Andre Johnson WR Houston

3 (27) Mike Wallace WR Pittsburgh

4 (34) LaGarrette Blount RB Tampa Bay

5 (47) Jeremy Maclin WR Philadelphia

6 (54) Ben Roethlisberger QB Pittsburgh

7 (67) Mike Thomas WR Jacksonville

8 (74) Vernon Davis TE San Francisco

9 (87) Pittsburgh Defense

10 (94) Beanie Wells RB Arizona

11 (107) Danny Amendola WR St. Louis

12 (114) Joe Flacco QB Baltimore

13 (127) Pierre Thomas RB New Orleans

14 (134) Steven Gostkowski K New England

15 (147) Retired… for now… Randy Moss

How sweet is that? I’m actually asking.

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